Ramblings from the Rock

Blond blogging

2008-07-19T16:21:00.000-07:00

Ooops
Apologies, I will get my links sorted proper
A little too much wine during my tutorial

Rock and Roll!

2008-07-19T05:41:00.000-07:00

Go Ronnie!
If and when I get to his age
All that fun with a 20 simething

http://home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article.aspx?id=87792&fm=psp,tst

A Local exposed

2008-07-19T04:06:00.000-07:00

Here on Waiheke Island we are blessed
with a publication to keep us up with the local goss
Surfdale Sally has the goss

Surfdale Sally is the socialite who maintains a weekly column in the Waiheke Week newspaper.

She concentrates her musings on her fellow island property tycoons and their middlemen; local, national and international celebrities who she has spotted around the island traps, cafes, vineyards and nude beaches; parties, ladies-who-lunch get togethers and an assortment of classy shindigs the rest of the mere island mortals are too unfortunate or too in-bred to be allowed to attend. Her specialty is chronicling which of the island real estate agents suffers from a condition called "PAFO" (pissed and falling over) which usually results from attending aforementioned schmoozing-and-boozing events.

She writes in a "Kath & Kim"-style Australese language, with the frequent use of the word "moi" (as in "moi good friend and quaffing partner"), which has to be phonetically pronounced to be understood. Surfdale Sally's rival at the Marketplace newspaper, Ostend Observer, always gets confused by this as she thinks it is the French word. Needless to say Sally makes sure the Observer never gets invited to classy events.

Surfdale Sally's outlook on island life and style can be summed up in this apocryphal story: Surfdale Sally goes to the doctors and asks him: "Doctor, can you get pregnant from anal sex?" And the doctor replies: "Of course you can, Sally, where do you think real estate agents come from?"

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Election year

2008-07-19T03:00:00.000-07:00

Here we go again in NZ
Regardless of the outcome I think we will still end up with a government telling us what is best for us.
NZ Herald is conditioning us for our next P.M...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10522313

Do we really give a toss that this guy came from a state house and made bucket loads of money?
Does Winston really mean no?
http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411749/1919309

Where is Helen?
Knitting cardies for husband Peter?

Good link

2008-07-18T21:35:00.000-07:00

Naked rugby

Death by tray

2008-07-18T20:59:00.000-07:00

I found this at Maniac.com

Indians AWOL

2008-07-15T00:05:00.000-07:00

I suggest Immigration check out
"Under New Management" signs on the local dairy

Crass,vulger, racist. I couldn't help myself
NZ seems to be an easy touch

Is it only a crime if you are not Asian?

2008-07-14T23:49:00.000-07:00

We have members of our community, ten thousand strong.
Protesting lack of action.
Where are these people now?

A 5 year old has been abducted
in a "closed net" group

Is it ok to jump up and down and blame Moari/Pacific Islanders when people
of the same ilk, inflict such pain and heartbreak on eachother?
Wake up and smell the coffee, or the rice in this case!

Inspired to blog

2008-07-13T22:34:00.000-07:00

Inspired by my good friend and uber blogger ,uroskin.
To enable me to give you all a piece of my mind!

So this won't take long.....

Stay tuned. After a short tutorial I shall be back